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You Might Be From Los Angeles If
You know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm.
Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
You've inadvertently learned Spanish.
In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.
You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
Why pay more for the same room? Pay less, get more, in over 167 countries.
Your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros.
If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
You can't fall asleep without the lull of a helicopter flying overhead.
You know people who have a ridiculous number of piercings/tattoos/guns.
You know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny.
You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
You've ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp.
