Humor

A man playing as a single at Pebble Beach was teamed with a twosome. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing such a beautiful course by himself. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every year - for over 20 years - but this year she had passed away and he kept the tee time in her memory.
The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would have been willing to take her spot.
"So did I," he said, "but they all wanted to go to her funeral."

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A TV crew got more than they bargained for, when they went to a home in Coca Beach, Fla. for an interview. A woman there chased the crew off the property with a garden hoe, striking at a cameraman. (Aug. 23) Slug:

Michelle L'amour, a Chicago-based dancer and producer talks about why she performs as a burlesque dancer. Produced by Martha Irvine. (Aug. 26)

A chance to jump off the tallest landmark in the Brussels, Belgium is drawing in daredevil visitors to the Atomium landmark where risk-takers can ride a cable zip line, or aerial runway, dubbed the "Deathride". (Aug. 25)

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

- Rita Rudner

There was a new type delay in the ninth inning of Wednesday night's Frontier League game between the Lake Erie Crushers and the Southern Illinois Miners, a skunk delay. (Aug. 20)

A vanilla cupcake with pink frosting has set a record as the world's largest. The sugary behemoth was unveiled Saturday in Michigan. (Aug. 16)

Seniors at a retirement center in Oregon participated in something usually associated with the younger set; speed dating. (Aug 13)

No longer chicks, four new adolescent penguins waddled to their new home at "penguin Island" at the San Francisco Zoo, joining the rest of the colony of Magellanic penguins. (Aug. 12)

A fish at the front of a Chinese restaurant in Georgia is creating quite of stir. The fish repeatedly jumps at customers. Vets believe the fish is jumping in an effort to protect other fish in the tank. (Aug 12)